" the major leagues "

 [ "major league" ]

1: Slang term for something of big time, major, gigantic or huge proportions.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey baby, you got some major league hooters. 

 [ "Major Leaguing" ]

1: 1) Totally blowing off/ignoring a team-mate or partner when they try to congratulate you on a nice play. 2) Completely blowing off/ignoring an acquaintance for no apparent reason when they perform some gesture of recognition towards you.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) After picking up a nice block, Kyle Major Leagued Lee's attempt to high-five him on the way back to the sideline. 2) Me and Ashlee were talking and she called Sandy over. They talked for a few and Sandy started walking off. When I waved at her she kept going and didn't even make eye contact. Damn... Major Leaguing me like that. 

 [ "major league" ]

1: feces. crap. poop. bowel movement number 2.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Ah man i gotta take a major league! 

 [ "Major League Obeseball" ]

1: The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports. 

 [ "major league asshole" ]

1: major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole

  * e.g.,  ... George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times 

 [ "Major League Yabos" ]

1: A girl with exceptionally large breasts.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that girl in the tank top has some major league yabos..... 

 [ "Major League Kickball" ]

1: MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.

  * e.g.,  ... Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you. 

 [ "major league gaming" ]

1: DORITOSSSSDSSSSDRGFCXGJVUCIVICHKDYKDHDDYDT

  * e.g.,  ... major league gaming 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

1: The professional soccer league in the USA. Often abbreviated MLS. Equivalent to the English Premier League in England. The league consists of 27 teams: Eastern Conference for Major League Soccer

  * e.g.,  ... Western Conference for Major League Soccer 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

2: Atlanta United FC, Mercedes-Benz stadium, 1st season 2017, sponsor: American Family Insurance

  * e.g.,  ... Austin FC, Q2 Stadium, 1st season 2021, sponsor: YETI 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

3: Chicago Fire FC, Soldier Field, 1st season 1998, sponsor: Motorola

  * e.g.,  ... Colorado Rapids, Dick's Sporting Goods Park, 1st season 1996 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

4: FC Cincinnati, TQL Stadium, 1st season 2019, sponsor: Mercy Health

  * e.g.,  ... FC Dallas, Toyota Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: MTX 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

5: Columbus Crew SC, Mapfre Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Nationwide

  * e.g.,  ... Houston Dynamo FC, BBVA Stadium, 1st season 2006, sponsor: MD Anderson Cancer Center 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

6: DC United, Audi Field, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Leidos

  * e.g.,  ... Sporting Kansas City (Formerly Kansas City Wizards, Children's Mercy Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Victory Project 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

7: Inter Miami CF, DRV PNK Stadium, 1st season 2020

  * e.g.,  ... LA Galaxy, Dignity Health Sports Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Herbalife Nutrition 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

8: CF Montreal (Formerly the Montreal Impact), Saputo Stadium, 1st season 2012, sponsor: BMO

  * e.g.,  ... Los Angeles FC, Banc of California stadium, 1st season 2018, sponsor: FLEX Power Tools 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

9: Nashville SC, Nissan Stadium, 1st season 2020, sponsor: Renasant Bank

  * e.g.,  ... Minnesota United FC, Allianz Field, 1st season 2017, sponsor: Target 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

10: New England Revolution, Gillette Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: United Healthcare

  * e.g.,  ... Portland Timbers, Providence Park, 1st season 2011, sponsor: Alaska Airlines 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

11: New York City FC, Yankee Stadium, 1st season 2015, sponsor: Ethiad New York Red Bulls, Red Bull Arena, 1st season 1996, Sponsor: Red Bull

  * e.g.,  ... Real Salt Lake, Rio Tinto Stadium, 1st season 200 sponsor: LifeVantage 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

12: Orlando City SC, Exploria Stadium, 1st season 2015, Sponsor: Orlando Health

  * e.g.,  ... San Jose Earthquakes, PayPal Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Intermedia 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

13: Philadelphia Union, Subaru Park, 2010, sponsor: Bimbo

  * e.g.,  ... Seattle Sounders FC, Lumen Field, 1st season 2009, sponsor: Zulily 

 [ "Major League Soccer" ]

14: Toronto FC, BMO Field, 1st season 2007, sponsor: BMO

  * e.g.,  ... Vancouver Whitecaps FC, BC Place (temporarily Rio Tinto Stadium), 1st season 2011, sponsor: Bell Canada 

 [ "Major League Baseball" ]

1: noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.

  * e.g.,  ... man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?